BANANAFISH

Mary & Max by Adam Elliot 
Adorable film

So…ever wondered where babies came from? 

Unfortunately in America, babies are not found in cola cans.

I asked my mother when I was four
and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis.

If you aren’t Jewish, they’re laid by Catholic nuns.
If you’re an atheist, they’re laid by dirty, lonely, prostitutes.